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    11/7/2007

    泡椒小散^.^

    话说小六吐血身亡后再世为人，发誓要成为股林高手，以报仇血恨。经过发奋努力，成为了机构操盘手热烈的笑脸，并发明了许多绝活。一日，他在交易所摆起炉灶、锅碗瓢盆和活散户，声称只用75秒就要烧好一盘菜：“泡椒小散”。

     

    上午9时30分，证监会一声令下：“开始！”只见小六迅速抓起一个“小散” 男孩，一刀割了放入备好的滚水中，顷刻将之拿出，以一种让人眼花缭乱的速度拔光毛，并清洗干净，之后一个转身将之置于菜板，一刀砍下一块人肉，手如机器般快节奏地将之切碎，倒入锅中，加以配菜和作料，随着两个火团闪过，“泡椒小散”出锅，周周正正地摆于盘子里 咖啡杯。

     

    证监会和现场其他机构操盘手同时看表，仅用70秒！顿时，现场响起了雷鸣般的掌声。几位自称是“快刀手”的机构操盘手在品尝了小六师傅神速烧好的“泡椒小散”后，不禁啧啧称赞：“味道好极了！”

     

    有“黑嘴”拿起筷子上前尝了一口，感觉人肉嫩而不生，整道菜入盐入味，丝毫没有因为烧速快而留瑕疵。小六告诉记者，“泡椒小散”能如此迅速烧好，除了其动作麻利外，还有其他一些原因：这道菜的主料--散户，肉质较嫩，而且已经切成片片，总重量仅2两，加上大盘蓝筹和银行权重股后，一旦形成火苗后，大盘即在6000点以上，足以在几秒钟内将调料和配菜烧熟微笑。

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    Nov. 28
    渔人 珠水wrote:
           股市,从其名而引伸,乃股肱,屁股之集市.投身股市者,应有壮士断腕,割股而畅啖之气慨,否则,不去也罢,跟一班疯子牛人笨熊摆什么屁股展,没啥意思.RJ先生之小居号称悠闲,然渔人的感觉是表悠心而不闲矣.苦命人多收了三五斗,听一班闲人吆喝,将仅存的可怜一下子化为乌有,让恶霸地主吃肉,股市,我认为是一个杀贫济富的场所,此场所一向血腥,贫民们只能用老鲁的那句话:"将我最大的哀痛奉献于非人间,使他们快慰于我的苦痛,就将此做为后死者菲薄的祭品,奉献于逝者的灵前......"
          在这个屁股指挥脑袋的时代,你的屁股已全抬高了,你的脑袋就要放低.
          所以我不炒股,闲倚枯树伴寒鸦,笑看江海万里船.祝君股海纵横乘风破浪,莫纠缠!
    Nov. 28
    渔人 珠水wrote:
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    Nov. 28
    卫 大wrote:
    最近
    股市不怎么好的
    Nov. 26
    五月的红枫wrote:
    祝你周末愉快！
     
    ^_^
    Nov. 9
    五月的红枫wrote:
    呵呵，我们要有耐心，相信会慢慢好起来的。
     
     
    Nov. 9
    陳魚陸雁 【熊貓】wrote:
    哈哈，大哥最近是笑口常开，还是痛苦万分？
    Nov. 8
    五月的红枫wrote:
    上证指数在经过五连阴之后，出现了预期中的止跌回升，但盘中一度的跳水走势依然令我难以放心，后期将如何呢，难以预料哦。。。
     
     
    Nov. 8
    五月的红枫wrote:
    嘿嘿，沙发！
     
    Nov. 8

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